nancy

tonight i went and met Adam and Kerry at the Flying Saucer...they were running behind (though w/ a very valid excuse) so i sat there by myself for 20 min...it wasn't too bad though...Keith also eventually showed up...we sat around there for a while...Chris showed up too...and there was some "big veiny cock" action...then we (Keith, Adam, Kerry, and i) walked over to Dyer's...who should be our server but Joy from krokieokie a few weeks ago...the girl that sang "Welcom to the Jungle" and grabbed her crotch and had the demeanor of a coke-head...then we went over to Adam's...it was my first visit...we ended up watching Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son-in-Law...it ended up being the second best movie ever next to Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love...after that we watched Chicken Run...and then i dropped Keith and Kerry off at their respective homes and continued on here to my respective home...and then i started posting about the night in my livejournal...rock on! also, Adam gave me a mix cd: The "I'm Sorry For Fucking With You On The Interstate And Racing And Getting You To Pull Over And Then Speeding Away And General Being A Fucking Asshole" Mixed CD Extravaganza...the inside has a picture of a tombstone and says "Kill Me For What I've Done"...words that touch me where no words have touched me before...i'm sure you're wondering what all this means so i guess i must now give an overview...coming back from Graceland Too, there were some wacky shemanigans on the road involving mine and Adam's cars...having been up all night (this was around 7am) i was in a paranoid state of mind and got a bit irrational, taking everything as a personal attack w/ conspiracy theories about all my friends hating me (well, it wasn't that extreme but something like that...) and i got really angry...i feel kind've dumb for reacting so, but the mix cd is accepted w/ much appreciation...i'll be listening to it when i start masturbating before bed...
( here's the track list: )

Graceland Too

a few miscellaneous bits that i'm trying to remember: at one point in the pictures room, around the point where he was talking about the babies drinking the blood he said something about "James Brown, the black guy"...and once again something about the drinking the blood in terms of "that movie Blade w/ Wesley Snipes"...he also shared a new story about a hub cap or something knocking off half a woman's head but she still lived...and of course, something about "Bruce Lee Enter the Dragaon" again that has no connection to anything else he's talking about...but he still mentions it every time in that room...also, again in the tv room he said something about Fleetwood Mac and $30,000,000 that doesn't fit w/ anything else he's talking about...and for the first time, on the ceiling in that room i noticed a sheet of paper saying "EAT SLEEP AND BREATH ELVIS" and there was something, in a relatively long stream of ppl/characters where he said "...mickey mouse, donald duck, [we can't remember this one, does anyone who went remember?], and the president of the untied states"...once again, no idea what it has to do w/ anything but...yea...also, if there's any more good stuff i'm forgetting please remind me, ya'll...

Beyond Balderdash

( this will be cut 'cuz it'll be long, but i assure you that it's in your best interest to read it...some of the funniest shit ever, i promise! )