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Jul. 20th, 2004 08:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ateolfyesterday that dude i talked to last week that time about my cool Can shirt doubledjacked with me (*wink*wink*) (and i guess now i know his name's Billy...) i talked with him a good bit about music...he's a yungun (18) but we share the same disdain for the memphis music scene...or its succession of a few, closed, everything-sounds-the-same-genre-based "scenes"...(i.e. emo, hardcore, metal, garage rock, etc crap...) he said he's currently in a "youth" hardcore band 'cuz that's what his only friends that play music are into though he really wants to start a band kind of like Mission of Burma...so so far he seems to be a pretty swell dude...but, uh, yesterday i got a birthday package in the mail from Nikole...if you click the link you'll see 1) a long plastic, purple thing that came from Ikea whose original intent i have not a clue but is obviously much more suited to squatting down upon and letting it slide up your asshole, 2) a tube of Slip Gel, 3) a smaller tube of ForPlay Succulent Passion Fruit flavored lubricant, 4) a card that you can't read but it has a picture of a hott dude's ass with candles and that candy cake lettering and then inside it says "Here's a birthday card you can really sink your teeth into!", 5) a pink shirt that has a picture of a road sign saying "BIG BONE LICK STATE PARK ->" and a caption reading "KENTUCKY IS FOR LOVERS", 6) a penis straw...a swell swell swell swell birthday present!!! she gets my "thumbs up" yet again!!! then there was a pseud-Family Ghost practice...Brad got back from out of town and Jacques came over and we went over some stuff sans Josh...i think we should be pretty ballstompin' for the show tomorrow...it's gonna be fucking AWESOME!!! yeah...then after that i hung out with David and we sat around listening to cds and that was fun...oh yeah! i almost forgot...we got a new air conditioner yesterday too!!! now there's like cold happening in our apartment again...woohoo!!!
today i was a little underslept at work...but uh, when i got home i had some more mail...my WWI "trench art" ashtray that i ordered off ebay like some months ago finally fucking came...it's like an old artillary shell made into an ashtray...i don't smoke, but people who come into my room do and then leave ashes into coke cans scattered about and it's messy...so i decided i'd get my own ashtray for my room (several months ago) then found this cool one and then it was coming from england and to top that off they sent it a month later 'cuz they didn't see my paypal payment i sent right after i ordered it...but it's here NOW...yeah...a birthday present from the Robert of the past...it'll be REALLY cool when i finally get a birthday present from Robert of the future...it'll be like an ashtray with lasers and shit...i also got a sweet birthday card in the mail from Jacques and Amber...it has a bunch of lipsticks on the front then on the inside it says "Happy Birthday (apply liberally)"...so i got a bunch of lipsticks when i checked the mail...(anyone who doesn't know me personally should note that there's many different hidden meanings entwined into that one little phrase...2 to be exact...) so, uh, i guess that brings us up to date...rock on...
today i was a little underslept at work...but uh, when i got home i had some more mail...my WWI "trench art" ashtray that i ordered off ebay like some months ago finally fucking came...it's like an old artillary shell made into an ashtray...i don't smoke, but people who come into my room do and then leave ashes into coke cans scattered about and it's messy...so i decided i'd get my own ashtray for my room (several months ago) then found this cool one and then it was coming from england and to top that off they sent it a month later 'cuz they didn't see my paypal payment i sent right after i ordered it...but it's here NOW...yeah...a birthday present from the Robert of the past...it'll be REALLY cool when i finally get a birthday present from Robert of the future...it'll be like an ashtray with lasers and shit...i also got a sweet birthday card in the mail from Jacques and Amber...it has a bunch of lipsticks on the front then on the inside it says "Happy Birthday (apply liberally)"...so i got a bunch of lipsticks when i checked the mail...(anyone who doesn't know me personally should note that there's many different hidden meanings entwined into that one little phrase...2 to be exact...) so, uh, i guess that brings us up to date...rock on...
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Date: 2004-07-20 08:43 pm (UTC)Be careful.
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Date: 2004-07-20 10:29 pm (UTC)I hope that he and George don't get into a fight over access to your ass.
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Date: 2004-07-21 07:32 am (UTC)Happy Birthday to you, motherfucker!
Working on an inspired "Robert" template, I fashioned a diaper out of a pair of long socks and reinforced it with cotton batting in order to catch any flow prompted by the rock-n-roll tonight. So when I show up in voluminous skirts, you'll know what they're masking.
p.s. I love you very, very much
p.s.s. I owe you for the spring roll last night. I will give you some money when I see you this evening.
I hope you aren't too nervous. You may have to shoot Jacques with a dart or something to keep him calm.
So, Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday.
I love love love love love you
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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