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[ateolf]

it's almost comical how disorganized the management of my company is...i was scheduled to be ther eat 9:30 today...other people in my training class got different, some earlier, schedules...as early as 7...we were told to go to the training room and when our shift started a supervisor would get us and show us where we needed to be...nobody came until 9:30 (which was when i was supposed to be there anyway) but some people had to sit there waiting, doing nothing, for two and a half hours until someone came to get them...and the person who was supposed to be my guru wasn't there or something so they sat me with someone else who had a different schedule...they were 7:30-4...and when they left at 4 i was moved to someone else for the last 2 hours of my shift...i did get two 30 min lunches...it didn't really bother me...it's just inane that they're such a mess when they expect near-perfect punctuality from us...it's insane how strict they are...compared to how ineffecient the supervisors are and how they can dick us around with time so often...and yesterday Adam was fired for being 5 seconds late...

aaaaanyway...after work i grabbed Keith and he accompanied me for some more car looking-at...i test drove a Toyota Prius and a Honda Civic...i'm still all trying to decide what i want...hopefully i'll reach a damned decision soon...

Comments

[starfire103.livejournal.com]

Dude, totally get the Prius. I'm assuming the salesman told you about how it's all like a gas/electric hybrid and gets 50 some odd miles to the gallon. The environment will love you for it, and maybe you can score some hippie poon from driving it. Maybe even a girl from www.earth-mama.net!

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

yea...that's what all attracts me to it in the first place...it is a little more than the Civic...but i dunno, it's pretty cool...i need to see if i can find out how reliable it is, etc...if it's as sturdy as summa them other Toyotas...but i dunno...if i wanna get some earth-mama hippie poon i might could get away with driving a Taurus instead...

B-b-but

[souldoll.livejournal.com]

But Civic (HATCHBACKS!) are so damn cute. Who cares about the environment when you can have a cute car?!

No, nevermind. They're not that cute. Well, they are cute, but not THAT cute, right? Right. I just watched Kissing Jessica Stein and now I want to be a lesbian. Or something. And I'm still all hot and bothered thinking about Baily's MINIS. There you go, get a Mini Cooper. (riiiiight)

Re: B-b-but

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

oh i ain't gettin' no hatchback...bugger that! a fuckin' 4 door for me! and uh...if you become a dyke, you can chow down on some box in my back seat anyday!

[parsleypaisley.livejournal.com]

no, no, no- if you wanna get the earth-mama sweetness- it's v-dubs, all the way, man. the older and funkier the better.

go with the 'lectric car and fuck george bush up the ass, my friend.

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

okay...i'll fuck george in the ass...but i ain't gettin' no damned bug! BUGger that!

[starfire103.livejournal.com]

well if you want some Brad O-Poon, a 90-something Saturn would probably do you just as well...

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

woah! that sounds as sweet as the seed sprayed said car's interior!

[newness-ends.livejournal.com]

if i wanna get some earth-mama hippie poon i might could get away with driving a Taurus instead...


umm...what?

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

the joke there: he linked to the site Ashley's naked on...Brad did Ashley...Brad drives and drove a Taurus...don't make me explain it any further, you miserable tard!

[newness-ends.livejournal.com]

brad drives an escort or something, you stupid jackass. i drive a taurus, so i thought there might be some kind of joke i was missing, but no, you're just a fucking cretin...

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

uh...maybe i'm wrong, it's not like i pay attention to you assohles...but uh, i won't deny your driving of the Taurus...it still seems to me that Brad drives a Taurus as well...although i won't claim 100% accuracy, for, as i said, i don't care much about either of you two...

[newness-ends.livejournal.com]

brad drives an escort. and you pay attention to what we drive. we're always drag racing and stuff.

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

yea...and you think i could actually discern any features on those cars ripping by at breakneck speeds!?

oh the blasphemy

[disolvent.livejournal.com]

I was sitting here at work when a guy i work with leans over and looks at your user pic. He comments, "santa kiss?" How do so few people know of the glory of the king?

santa kiss!

[newness-ends.livejournal.com]

that's the best thing ever.

Re: oh the blasphemy

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

people are worthless dummies!!!