ateolf: (Robert points the bone at you)
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Justin and David came and picked me up last night...well, first we sat around here for a little while...and we have stumbled across possibly one of the greatest conspiracies of man's history...i cannot divulge any information for it is confidential and my life could be at stake...but i will say that it could very well shatter the lives of everyone we know...later, after we left and were at the P&H, we sealed our pact and became Tabascoâ„¢ brothers...a bond us three shall hold to the grave...after the P&H, we went over to Adam's...a bunch of people were there...and more came and more left...and more came, etc...i was so fucking tired...the tiredness i've been holding stright through the entire fucking week...we did a good ip-relay call...towards the end i'm pretty sure i said something so offensive that the operator asked for relief...as suddenly right after that ("...when we raped jesus...after we killed him...and then we crucified his slimy corpse...") a new operator took over...and that was the only thing like that ever said durring the conversation...it could have been coincidence, but i think i'll choose to believe it's the former...anyway...i woke up a little while ago...didn't even get 8 hours...and after that whole week of not sleeping enough, i'm not feeling too chipper...my clarinet arrived in the mail...i need to get a new reed and stuff...oooh...i'll also mention two things about my new cd tower...1) it's so big that it had to come in two boxes! 2) the bigger of the boxes was so big i had to get someone to help me carry it! woohoo!!! i LOVE cds SOOO much!!!

mr. clarinet man

Date: 2003-08-09 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] parsleypaisley.livejournal.com
wow! a clarinet! do you play? i used to play in grammar school, but i think i forgot by now. but that's super cool you got one!

Re: mr. clarinet man

Date: 2003-08-10 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com
no...i also have a trombone that i don't really know how to play either...though i have a friend who plays clarinet and she said she'd teach me...you should learn to play again...i got mine on ebay for $45...playing stuff rules...

Date: 2003-08-09 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] risingentropy.livejournal.com
you're going to hell.

Date: 2003-08-10 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com
when i see you there will you give me a blow job?

Date: 2003-08-10 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com
you'd better, bitch!

Date: 2003-08-10 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com
or i'll stick it up your butt!

Date: 2003-08-10 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com
so i get the blow job?

Date: 2003-08-10 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] risingentropy.livejournal.com
as long as i can touch your boobs.
and you stop threatening me with sodomy.

Date: 2003-08-10 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com
it's a deal! can i still sniff your butt though?

Date: 2003-08-11 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com
you can't stop me, ho!

Date: 2003-08-11 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] risingentropy.livejournal.com
i. i'm pretty sure i can.

Date: 2003-08-11 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] risingentropy.livejournal.com
i have martial arts training. i'll break your arm if you try.

Date: 2003-08-11 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com
my ARM won't be anywhere near ya'!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!

Date: 2003-08-20 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] risingentropy.livejournal.com
well. i could also break your dick in half, if that's what you want.

Date: 2003-08-20 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] risingentropy.livejournal.com
or your unusually long nose, if that's what you were implying.

Date: 2003-08-20 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com
sorry...unfortunately my nose is not unusually long...

Date: 2003-08-21 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] risingentropy.livejournal.com
i have a small nose. because i always tell the truth.

Date: 2003-08-20 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com
oh yes, baby...i'm breaking it in half just thinking about your scissors!

Date: 2003-08-21 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] risingentropy.livejournal.com
not with scissors. i would need unusually large scissors. i just have the regular ones.

Date: 2003-08-21 09:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com
actually i was talking about your pussy!

but anyway, had i been talking about real scissors, the regular ones would work just fine for me...

Date: 2003-08-22 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] risingentropy.livejournal.com
"eeew."

and, "robert, is your dick made of paper?"

Date: 2003-08-22 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com
NO!!! of course not!!! ...although it does have a similar consistancy...

Date: 2003-08-23 06:21 pm (UTC)

...

Date: 2003-08-09 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disolvent.livejournal.com
you best believe the wiley tabasco brothers are on the case!

Re: ...

Date: 2003-08-10 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com
thems tabasco boys is slipp'ry!
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