a triumphant return to hell

[ateolf]

went to karaoke last night...first i swung by the apartment of Adam, Keith, and Brad...Adam and Brad were there...i met Tracy, their neighbor and Brad's new ladyfriend, for the first time...then we went to Neil's...my first number was "I Will Always Love You"...which i delivered w/ uncompromising force of vocal power...i had a strong urge to sing "God Bless the USA" but was strongly advised by my friends not to...yea, i prob'ly would have been beaten to death...towards the end, some other guy sang it...he was even a really bad singer but, you know, truly feelin' the love for america...enormous cheers erupted from about everyone in the place...the rednecks and frat boys shore love this great land and hate them dern sand niggers...Donna sang some old Charlie Daniels song about how badass america is...she replaced "russians" w/ "ragheads" and in the instrumental part went on a brilliantly scripted monologue about how "Saddam Hussein needs a so-called scud missile shoved up his butt"...i'm sure it was a lot funnier/scarier last week when the whole thing first went down...but i wasn't there last week...my second number was "Hot and Nasty" by Black Oak Arkansas...i had never heard it before but i announced it as "one of my all-time favorites"...my favorite part was when the cd skipped a little on a note that was hold out long anyway...so it was being held out even longer...i was going to do "Hotel California" too but left as it was late and everyone else had left...yea, that's about it...today i, uh, went to class..oh, the other day i suddenly started getting raped w/ spam...and the really really really sucky kind w/ attachments...i'd amassed a large block list, but it still downloads the fucking things onto my computer before sending them straight to the trash folder...it was getting horribly frustrated so i downloaded MailWasher, this anti-spam program...and dear lord it's fucking sweet...well, that's it...