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[ateolf]

my mom drove me to get my car...then i went to work...Dan (a co-worker) was in a wreck earlier today and his shoulder was fractured or dislocated or something...that sucks...even though he can be a dick sometimes, Dan's an alright dude...not too much to say about the work night...it seems last night some girl ordered and asked for me (i was not there last night)...it was to somewhere on Fenwick...i don't know of anyone who lives there...then she answered the door w/out a shirt, just a bra...very strange...like, i don't know any girls or anything...i thought i was going to say something else, but i don't remember anything else so i guess not...

Comments

a real girl?

[ethangrim.livejournal.com]

She came to the door topless thinking it was you? That's pretty cool.
Maybe she'll order tonight and you can find out who she is.
Who knows? If she likes indie rock and has a massive cock, this could be your dream girl!

Re: a real girl?

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

actually she came to the door semi-topless after knowing that i wasn't working that night...it was prob'ly a "is Robert there? i don't feel like putting my shirt on, but if he is then i'll have to 'cuz that guy creeps me out..." and my dream girl doesn't like massive cock though, 'cuz that would leave me out of the picture...

[amohongos.livejournal.com]

That sounds like the plot line to a cheesey 80's porn movie.

You: "Here's your pizza m'am"

She: "Does it come with extra sausage?"

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

i'm the Patrick Dempsey of the new millenium...

Re:

[amohongos.livejournal.com]

Forgive my ignorance, but who's Patrick Dempsey?

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

dunno if i'm capable of forgiving that, but he's the star of 1989's classic film Loverboy, about a pizza boy that ends up becoming a male hoe while on the job working under the cue of "extra anchovies"...wackiness ensues...