the prophecy

[ateolf]

i just had a word come to me in a dream...i had gotten up due to my alarm but then i started to go back to bed...i somehow woke up a few minutes later, just after a word came to me in dream form on a giant billboard: "MANumental"...i think it's a sign...(pretty deep, eh?) and just before that, when i woke up the first time, i was having a dream about Elvis before he got all famous...he was a black hermaphrodite and the guy that discovered him (i don't think he played any music before...him and another guy from Sun were scouting looking for ppl who looked like they'd be good stars...) was in love w/ him or something...but Elvis didn't wanna be a rock star or whatever at first...i awoke before i was able to find out how that transpired...also, when he caught up w/ Elvis (him and the other guy saw him walking down the street and chased after him 'cuz they thought "that's the guy! that's our future star" or whatever) at the door for the dorm of whatever university he was going to, he tried to talk to him but Elvis was bitter 'cuz he's a hermaphrodite and that's when he showed off his parts and stormed inside...the cop/security guard suggested using the room just inside the emergency exit door or whatever if he wanted to have "some wholesome fun" (or something like that, the word "wholesome" was used...) but he should prob'ly go in the dorm room if he wanted to have full-on vagina sex...i guess back in the 50's the conservative attitude towards hermaphroditic sex was that it was okay as long as you were only participating in the homosexual shemanigans and i guess having sex w/ a hermaphrodite as if it was a woman wasn't quite as acceptable...but the impression was given that everyone still did it both ways fairly often anyway...the cop kind've had the wink-wink attitude goin' on...i just found that pretty amusing...i wish i could remember my dreams more often, but i never remember them when i wake up...i guess they're typically so incoherent that there's not really much to remember as a concise whole anyway...just a bit here that'll turn into something completely different 2 minutes later...but unless i'm awoken in the middle, i usually don't remember anything anyway...i guess it's good that i got to hold onto that one...and the aforementioned word of the future that i must now go forth and preach the gospel on...