to obey the scout law

last night Mary Beth and i were out walking when she got a text from Matt requesting our presence at yosemite sam's for karaoke...now i'd given up on ever going there ever again, but we were out and around anyway so why not and at first i wasn't gonna sing about after we were there for a while i decided what the hell so i sang "Don't Stop Believin'" and pissed a bunch of people off so it was nice...when this table saw what i was singing they were all exciting like woo! yeah, this song! and one told me not to fuck it up...so i proceded to butcher the hell out of it...and that table tried to outsing me but i've got the mic...and besides that i know the trick of if you sing more off you'll stand out more...and especially if you sing more off tempo so their singing doesn't even match mine to cover it up! it's beautiful really...well now i'm off work again...just feels weird, but whatever...