White Asphalt

[ateolf]

Yesterday while out on a walk, I was telling Mary Beth about the day's news story of a tractor trailer crashing on the interstate downtown and alfredo sauce spilling all over the highway. So she instantly gets a craving for alfredo pasta and we ordered some from Little Italy. It was our second dinner (though the first was light). And we watched some Seinfeld while feeling full. Fun night!

Comments

[ifjuly]

you gotta mention it was the initial "risotto broad" episode! one of the best.

[ifjuly]

i need some kind of tshirt or ring or nameplate pin or something that says "RISOTTO BROAD"

[ateolf]

I need to crack open an ice cold risotto broad!

[ifjuly]

gross dude

[ateolf]

😭

[ifjuly]

:*

[ifjuly]

also i like that the ongoing joke about women having foodgasms, that's us but tables turned! i always wistfully say i wish i could elicit from you the sounds you make upon eating something really good or cracking open an ice cold mexicoke, haha.

[ifjuly]

tho i did absolutely conjure elaine eating that sundae while eating that ruby mousse, whoamygosh.