school's out for winter...or something stupid like that...

[ateolf]

yesterday i went over to The Apartment, Jacques had gotten me one of my presents and he couldn't wait to give me this particular one...what was it? you might ask: a fuckin' Pauley Shore cd!!! The Future of America, i believe it was called...it fucking rules! it's mostly stand-up comedy w/ one bitchin' song...god that man is genius! it's great that half the time what he's saying makes no fucking sense in the slightest...oh and in one part he talks about G'n'R...it's what i call the sweet'n'nasty...Brad came over and then we went to CD Warehouse...i got Jacques and David their christmas presents there and stuff...we're such original dudes...or something...then we went to Jenna's and watched American Psycho...David showed up from work at some point and Brad had brought High Fidelity and we watched that too...then i went home and slept...now here i am...ba dum ba dum...

Comments

Pauly Shore

[p0tat0es.livejournal.com]

I (theoretically) was on a Pauly Shore CD (very possibly the one in your posession right now). Mr. Shore did a live "performance" at the Moore Theatre her in Seattle (about 7 blocks from my apartment) many years ago ('93 I think). They said that the show was being recorded for a CD, and he's put out two that I know of. So some of that crowd noise you hear may well in fact be me. Just thought I should let you know. Do me a favor and look in the liner notes to see where it was recorded.

Re: Pauly Shore

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

sorry...this one's from CA '91...although i must admit you are the coolest person ever! (aside from Pauly Shore)...being on a Pauly Shore cd and all...yeah...

weasin' the juiceage

[(Anonymous)]

dude, you have to bail the molar if you want me to wease the taco

Re: weasin' the juiceage

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

DUDE, you're makein' my beav all jui-cy like a mellon swellin' for tha weeee-eze! my cones are all pokin' for some major squeezeage!