pool party trilogy
Aug. 30th, 2003 01:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ateolfwork yesterday: cutegirl sat near me...though not right next to me...so still not talking...[sigh] she's so cute...and i'm clearly not pathetic in the least...we finally got our paychecks! a full fucking month! hooray for MCI...
then last night, with the folks out of town, i had another "pool party"...it's been nearly a year since the last one...it was fun...uh, Justin was the first to show up...then Brad and Amanda...next to arrive was Jacques and Amber...then Keith, Shade, Tish, and Marisa...then after a little while, Leah and Tracey...and finally Jason when he got off work...oh wait, and Jamie a bit after that when he got off work too...many shemanigans were had...as the night progress Brad was constantly baring his ass...he rubbed it on Jason's also bare back...Leah brought me a gift: a clarinet fingering chart! so now i'm gonna be a fucking clarinet badass!!! not sure what else to mention...homoeroticism ran rampant...of course...i mean, when you get that many dudes half-naked (if not a little more) together in such a wet environment, i think it's just inevitable...god's will, it is...we ordered a bunch of pizza; however, i believe this was to have its own dire consequences later...Justin bared his ass a lot too, but not as much as Brad...the last people left around 5am or so i think...Justin, as usual, was the first there and the last gone...he's my special man...by the end i was pretty dead...
uh...now is where the pizza foreshadowing comes into play...i woke up a couple times because i had really bad fucking diarrhea...it sucked...i'm still not feeling very well, though i'm not quite feeling the urge to turn my colon into a waterfall this very moment...i hope it's over...diarrhea, while funny in theory, can be quite painful in practice...
then last night, with the folks out of town, i had another "pool party"...it's been nearly a year since the last one...it was fun...uh, Justin was the first to show up...then Brad and Amanda...next to arrive was Jacques and Amber...then Keith, Shade, Tish, and Marisa...then after a little while, Leah and Tracey...and finally Jason when he got off work...oh wait, and Jamie a bit after that when he got off work too...many shemanigans were had...as the night progress Brad was constantly baring his ass...he rubbed it on Jason's also bare back...Leah brought me a gift: a clarinet fingering chart! so now i'm gonna be a fucking clarinet badass!!! not sure what else to mention...homoeroticism ran rampant...of course...i mean, when you get that many dudes half-naked (if not a little more) together in such a wet environment, i think it's just inevitable...god's will, it is...we ordered a bunch of pizza; however, i believe this was to have its own dire consequences later...Justin bared his ass a lot too, but not as much as Brad...the last people left around 5am or so i think...Justin, as usual, was the first there and the last gone...he's my special man...by the end i was pretty dead...
uh...now is where the pizza foreshadowing comes into play...i woke up a couple times because i had really bad fucking diarrhea...it sucked...i'm still not feeling very well, though i'm not quite feeling the urge to turn my colon into a waterfall this very moment...i hope it's over...diarrhea, while funny in theory, can be quite painful in practice...
