i am a very bad person...

okay yea...i mowed the grass yesterday...then i went over to Amanda and Jason's apartment...Jamie was there as well...as usual he was very drunk...uh, we ate some barbecue then sat around some...it was a night of "quality" films...first we watched this thing Ben had been in...it was directed by this loser/hippish/frattish-wannabe guy who was also in the movie a little...there aren't words for how bad this thing was...of course, all done on a camcorder...i can't wait 'til i see Ben again so i can make fun of him...that would be swell...then we watched Getting Lucky...another really bad great movie...Jamie had fallen asleep on the floor and after a while went home...well, this was after he was attacking trees in the parking lot...at one point there were camera hijinks and Amanda took a picture of his weiner...there were also some photos of me taken, though no exposed weiner...sorry, dudes...i did have a dildo in some...blah...later we sort of watched The Real Cancun...yeah, THAT'S a good movie...oh yea...and we had watched 2 short "german" films Jason had been a part of for some projects in german class in days of yore...those were radical...i definately stayed up way way way too late...got like 3.5 hours of sleep...

as i was getting ready for work this morning and let the dogs out, Lacey came in and she had a long string of poop hanging out of her ass...literally...she must have eaten some string or some sort of fabric and it was hanging out of her ass covered in poo and unable to get all the way out...she was modest and tried to hide herself...but i pulled her out of her cage and pulled her poo all the way out with some toilet paper...it was pretty fucking disgusting...i was pretty worried about her, but she's okay...

as i had gone to bed so late, i didn't get up early enough to retrieve my car...so i called on the way to work and paid over the phone so now it's waiting for me outside...i guess as soon as i drive out to midtown Keith will accompany me to pick it up...

at work today one of my last calls someone said something like "the place is called ashbury" and i heard the guy say "...ass fairy" so i typed that...wacky stuff...oh well...i guess that's all i have to say in here for now...