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i gots tha mansex blues...
Jul. 4th, 2003 04:23 ami talked to J. last night for a bit...well, today too, but it was last night's conversation that made me feel a lot better about the situation...she does like me a lot...and i'm not just being naïve or stupid...i'd be the last person to believe that a girl actually likes me...she's still of the not wanting to date anyone mindset...however, we both agree that we should definately get to know each other better...and if we like each other as much as i think we do, then i don't know if it'll be able to hold up...at least i hope not...it could just be wishful thinking...i'm definately not ruling out the possiblity that i'm being stupid...so i won't put too much hope/certainty that i will happen...but, i don't know, i don't think it's hopeless...and i really like hanging out with her regardless...though, uh, making out was pretty cool...
today i helped my mom clean some stuff a little more...then i met up with Keith and we went over to Jacques/Amber's...it was pretty rad...Justin W. and Mary Beth were there...we watched Army of Darkness...Brad and Tracy showed up a little later too...Justin H. arrived and we all left for karaoke at The North End...
oh my fucking god it was the best karaoke night ever!!! a lot had to do with all these people that are never there: like Jacques and Justin (even though he didn't sing...him bein' around always livens the night!) and all the performances were pretty fuckin' great too...everyone was at the top of their game or something...
first i sang "Magic Man"...that was a nice start...later i accompanied Justin H. on "Flashdance. . . What a Feelin'!" it was some sweet man-on-man action...Jacques' first song was "Beth" and that was bitchin' to the MAX! next i did "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison...durring the solo i did a little monologue talking about how you should talk about jizzin' on my face and licking it up...then something about...i can't remember...but it involved putting it in my hole...
the climax startin' cummin' when Justin H. sang "I Want Your Sex"...Justin W. said i should get up there and dance for him...so i did...very manly...bending over and whatnot...then i sat down and some girl came up and started dancing with him so i screamed out "GET AWAY FROM MAN, YOU WHORE!" which very well may be the coolest/funniest thing i've ever said in my life...towards the end of the song she got back up and danced with him again, and again as suggested by Justin W., i joined in too...she was dancing up towards his front, so i took over in tha BACK! man-humpin' will always be the best thing ever! after it was over, the girl that run the karaoke announced something to "all the ladies at the bar" about Robert being very lonely and they should talk to me or something...and i yelled out "ladies need not apply!" 'cuz, you know, i'm a dude-humper and such...
then later i did some song called "I'm Horny"...i'd never heard it before but the lyrics go something like "i'm horny horny horny so horny horny horny horny. . ." it was pretty great...i announced it by saying i needed some dudes to back me up with some dancin'...so Brad and Keith joined in with some super-homo-erotic dancing...we was all humpin' each other...it was spectacular...at one point Keith bent all over on the floor and i just got on top of him...completely off the ground just spread across his back...later Keith did "We Are the Champions"...Jacques stuffed a dollar in his pants...after laughing my ass off at that, i got down on my knees and pulled it out with my teeth...oh, and just in case anyone's curious, no, i still don't drink...i was completely sober...i'm just naturally cool...and gay...yea...
afterwards we swung by the new apartment...the three of us that are going to live there brought Jacques, Amber, Justin W., and Mary Beth...it was pretty cool to see it again...even though the power's not on yet...hopefully it will be soon...well, i'm done talkin'...over and out, yo...
oh yea! and before the karaoke started, the police came and arrested this drunk dude that was being really loud and obnoxious...that was somewhere on the side of amusing...
today i helped my mom clean some stuff a little more...then i met up with Keith and we went over to Jacques/Amber's...it was pretty rad...Justin W. and Mary Beth were there...we watched Army of Darkness...Brad and Tracy showed up a little later too...Justin H. arrived and we all left for karaoke at The North End...
oh my fucking god it was the best karaoke night ever!!! a lot had to do with all these people that are never there: like Jacques and Justin (even though he didn't sing...him bein' around always livens the night!) and all the performances were pretty fuckin' great too...everyone was at the top of their game or something...
first i sang "Magic Man"...that was a nice start...later i accompanied Justin H. on "Flashdance. . . What a Feelin'!" it was some sweet man-on-man action...Jacques' first song was "Beth" and that was bitchin' to the MAX! next i did "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison...durring the solo i did a little monologue talking about how you should talk about jizzin' on my face and licking it up...then something about...i can't remember...but it involved putting it in my hole...
the climax startin' cummin' when Justin H. sang "I Want Your Sex"...Justin W. said i should get up there and dance for him...so i did...very manly...bending over and whatnot...then i sat down and some girl came up and started dancing with him so i screamed out "GET AWAY FROM MAN, YOU WHORE!" which very well may be the coolest/funniest thing i've ever said in my life...towards the end of the song she got back up and danced with him again, and again as suggested by Justin W., i joined in too...she was dancing up towards his front, so i took over in tha BACK! man-humpin' will always be the best thing ever! after it was over, the girl that run the karaoke announced something to "all the ladies at the bar" about Robert being very lonely and they should talk to me or something...and i yelled out "ladies need not apply!" 'cuz, you know, i'm a dude-humper and such...
then later i did some song called "I'm Horny"...i'd never heard it before but the lyrics go something like "i'm horny horny horny so horny horny horny horny. . ." it was pretty great...i announced it by saying i needed some dudes to back me up with some dancin'...so Brad and Keith joined in with some super-homo-erotic dancing...we was all humpin' each other...it was spectacular...at one point Keith bent all over on the floor and i just got on top of him...completely off the ground just spread across his back...later Keith did "We Are the Champions"...Jacques stuffed a dollar in his pants...after laughing my ass off at that, i got down on my knees and pulled it out with my teeth...oh, and just in case anyone's curious, no, i still don't drink...i was completely sober...i'm just naturally cool...and gay...yea...
afterwards we swung by the new apartment...the three of us that are going to live there brought Jacques, Amber, Justin W., and Mary Beth...it was pretty cool to see it again...even though the power's not on yet...hopefully it will be soon...well, i'm done talkin'...over and out, yo...
oh yea! and before the karaoke started, the police came and arrested this drunk dude that was being really loud and obnoxious...that was somewhere on the side of amusing...
