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ateolftaken from comments in his journal...it helps relate the Chicago trip somes...
me:
on the subject of Illinois, one thing i do know about it is that it's the biggest shithole of a state ever...prob'ly even worse than Mississippii...maybe Alabama's worse, i've barely even driven through that state...but yea...Illinois is a festering shit-hole...(saying stuff like that is so much fun...for some reason...)
hims:
Wow Robert...that's probably the most scathing indictment I've ever heard of Illinois. I know it has its issues, but damn - worse than Mississippi? Shit...I don't have the fear of being gang raped by a pack of monotoothed inbred bog-dwellers in Illinois.
But then again, I've never set foot outside of O'Hare Airport...
me:
problems w/ Illinois: 65 mph speed limit...why!? it's not like a mountainous state w/ curvey, dangerous, steep roads...it's one big fucking farm w/ straight stretches of road so it should be 70 like every other decent state...however, this is prob'ly closely related to my next issue: the fuckin' pigs, man! they're everywhere and evil! they even fucking monitor speed by aircraft...what the fuck is up w/ that!? how fucking necessary is that!? at the risk of sounding overly punkrock, that's pretty fucking close to facism...next, there's fucking road construction EVERYWHERE! it's ridiculous...then there's the city of Chicago itself...which SHOULD be immune to being sucky, but alas, it's not...getting around is quite the undertaking...parking's a huge chore...as well as really expensive and just fucked up in general...and you can't park on the sides of the streets when it snows...so i don't even wanna THINK about what parking would be like in that situation...it's pretty mind boggling figuring out how it works normally...and public transportation isn't good enough to make up for this either...and gas is fucking INSANE! in the state of IL as a whole and even worse in the city...almost a fucking dollar more than it is here...it's fucking $2.50 or so in the city...a gallon, of course...IL just SUCKS! and ppl think being in the north makes a state immune from being backwards, rural filth...they're wrong! fuck those ppl! fuck IL! fuck everyone! fuck some other stuff too! fuck fuck fuck!!! (ranting is cool...)
me:
on the subject of Illinois, one thing i do know about it is that it's the biggest shithole of a state ever...prob'ly even worse than Mississippii...maybe Alabama's worse, i've barely even driven through that state...but yea...Illinois is a festering shit-hole...(saying stuff like that is so much fun...for some reason...)
hims:
Wow Robert...that's probably the most scathing indictment I've ever heard of Illinois. I know it has its issues, but damn - worse than Mississippi? Shit...I don't have the fear of being gang raped by a pack of monotoothed inbred bog-dwellers in Illinois.
But then again, I've never set foot outside of O'Hare Airport...
me:
problems w/ Illinois: 65 mph speed limit...why!? it's not like a mountainous state w/ curvey, dangerous, steep roads...it's one big fucking farm w/ straight stretches of road so it should be 70 like every other decent state...however, this is prob'ly closely related to my next issue: the fuckin' pigs, man! they're everywhere and evil! they even fucking monitor speed by aircraft...what the fuck is up w/ that!? how fucking necessary is that!? at the risk of sounding overly punkrock, that's pretty fucking close to facism...next, there's fucking road construction EVERYWHERE! it's ridiculous...then there's the city of Chicago itself...which SHOULD be immune to being sucky, but alas, it's not...getting around is quite the undertaking...parking's a huge chore...as well as really expensive and just fucked up in general...and you can't park on the sides of the streets when it snows...so i don't even wanna THINK about what parking would be like in that situation...it's pretty mind boggling figuring out how it works normally...and public transportation isn't good enough to make up for this either...and gas is fucking INSANE! in the state of IL as a whole and even worse in the city...almost a fucking dollar more than it is here...it's fucking $2.50 or so in the city...a gallon, of course...IL just SUCKS! and ppl think being in the north makes a state immune from being backwards, rural filth...they're wrong! fuck those ppl! fuck IL! fuck everyone! fuck some other stuff too! fuck fuck fuck!!! (ranting is cool...)
