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[ateolf]

finished reading Franz Kafka's Diaries 1910-1923 last night...work today was fucking bullshit...it was queueing the whole fucking day...the whole fucking day...it pissed me off...i guess that's all...at least there' s a little bit of an "accomplishment" under my belt...

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[1tinything.livejournal.com]

My mom asked about you yesterday. She was all, "So how's Robert doing?" And I was all, "Robert's ok." And then she asked, "So how tight is his asshole?" And I was like, "MOM!"

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

well, at least you didn't let her know the truth...that it's about as tight as the Gateway Arch...

[1tinything.livejournal.com]

I would say "Your secret's safe with me," but it's hardly a secret how loose your backdoor is. That thing's hangin off the hinges and encrustulated with dried grease.

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

yeah yeah, all i'm saying is i just want your mom to find out the HARD way!!!

[1tinything.livejournal.com]

I think I might be seeing her tonight if you wanna tag along. You can slip her some medium-sized Robert action when Rex isn't looking.

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

medium-sized? i think you're being a little generous now...but that's fine...anything to improve my image...

[1tinything.livejournal.com]

Robert, you know I'm just joshing you. I would suggest "slightly-above-medium-if-a-negligible-bit-can-make-a-difference." Anything to further your reputation.

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

whew! thanks for the liehelp...