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[ateolf]

finished reading Franz Kafka's Diaries 1910-1923 last night...work today was fucking bullshit...it was queueing the whole fucking day...the whole fucking day...it pissed me off...i guess that's all...at least there' s a little bit of an "accomplishment" under my belt...

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[interiority.livejournal.com]

As long as that's not the only thing under your belt, YEAH!

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

are you talking about my belly button?

[1tinything.livejournal.com]

Robert, I'm starting to think this "interiority" person doesn't really exist. I'm starting to think that it's really you and that you make these suggestive comments so people will think that girls actually like you. Goddamn it Robert, you're a loser and your mom hates you and your dad hates you and your friends think you suck and you're never gonna score.

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

fine, believe what you want...but people have met her damnit!!!

and my mom may hate me, but your mom sure LIKES me!!!

[1tinything.livejournal.com]

My mom asked about you yesterday. She was all, "So how's Robert doing?" And I was all, "Robert's ok." And then she asked, "So how tight is his asshole?" And I was like, "MOM!"

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

well, at least you didn't let her know the truth...that it's about as tight as the Gateway Arch...

[1tinything.livejournal.com]

I would say "Your secret's safe with me," but it's hardly a secret how loose your backdoor is. That thing's hangin off the hinges and encrustulated with dried grease.

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

yeah yeah, all i'm saying is i just want your mom to find out the HARD way!!!

[1tinything.livejournal.com]

I think I might be seeing her tonight if you wanna tag along. You can slip her some medium-sized Robert action when Rex isn't looking.

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

medium-sized? i think you're being a little generous now...but that's fine...anything to improve my image...

[1tinything.livejournal.com]

Robert, you know I'm just joshing you. I would suggest "slightly-above-medium-if-a-negligible-bit-can-make-a-difference." Anything to further your reputation.

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

whew! thanks for the liehelp...