ballz of bowels

[ateolf]

when i finally drug myself out of my house this evening, i rounded up Jacques and Paul and we went to the storage place to move our stuff into the new unit...we got the first carload and drove some stuff over there...only to find that they haven't taken the fucking lock off our new unit...fucking cunts! so there's nothing we can fucking do about it now...i guess if i wake up in time tomorrow i'm gonna try to go up there and stomp on their ballz or something...yea...and lately it just keeps fucking raining...argh! after that we went back to Jacques' place and gathered up Amber and met Kerry up at Huey's for some fine eatin'...then back to Hardwick's Billy All-Star Lanes, the best dern boweling alley in the county, for some good ol' fashioned fun...more fun changing the names on the screen...Amber didn't bowl though...she just sat there...missing out on the rock und roll...or something...i was shocked at the magnitude of ballz i stomped...i think both games we played i scored higher than i ever have before...at least that i remermber...the first one i got a 130 and i was shocked...the second i got a 146...i even started off the second game w/ 3 strikes in a row...golly dern dilly!!! we didn't write any names down this time...but we might be able to remember some...i don't think i'll try to do that now though...it seems Kerry had one that was one of the funniest things ever, but i can't quite remember which was the funniest right now...i guess i'll go pass out now...(i think it might have been something along the lines of "its curly down there too"...but there may have even been one funnier than that...if possible...) yea...sleep...