don't try this at home! wait...i mean, try this at home...

from here...

ateolf: Rimjobber Paraplegickicker
i_am_in_here: Father of forty dogs Valdoonican'slovechild
ethangrim: Paraplegickicker Republican
newness_ends: Son-of-a-cesspit Grannybasher
disolvent: Valdoonican'slovechild Bumfluffmonkeywhore
vitanuova: Jesusbottom Father of forty dogs
salivaryamylase: Jesusbottom Klanlover
antihat: Penisbreath Pissknickers
ihcilon: Paraplegickicker Cuntbucket
AND
starfire103: Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Extra-chromosome-special

woo...

before work yesterday, i went by Storage USA and we have now been transferred to unit A-16...i guess we'll need to move our stuff soon...and maybe even practice! then i got to work at 5, forgetting that i wasn't sheduled 'til 5:30...so what better a way to waste 30 min than w/ a trip to Lastchance!?:
Moonshake: Eva Luna
Bobby Conn: Llovessonngs (thanxxx to Kerry for the introduction...)
after work i went and hung out at Jacques'...we sat around watchin' the teevee...that Dog Eat Dog show or whatever was on, but there wasn't any sp00ky goth dudes on named Widow or anything...but this one chick did take her clothes off...quality programming...then Brad, Paul, and Mary showed up w/ a board of Aggravation...that was played...then i hung out at Paul's for a short while before going home...oh yea, and while i was there, i whored myself a bit on his webcam...maybe one day i'll be pathetic enough to post that bit of zaniness here...for some fun, nasty fun...i should also add that the last post's quality material was discovered to me by the true rocker that is Father of forty dogs Valdoonican'slovechild...here's a story from friday that i forgot to previously mention: after we dropped Paul's car off, we were headed towards the Lamplighter down Barksdale...this fuckface in this truck was all turning around in the middle of the street and blocking it...he was finally just straightening out when i got up to him...i got on his ass 'cuz he was annoying me...then he started to stop...i flipped him off...he got out of his truck and started yelling and waving his arms and stuff...i just did the "ummm...yes? are you going to do something? like, move your car?" look/hand gesture combo...he got all near my car, still yelling and stuff...and as the whole reason i pissed him off in the first place was 'cuz i was wanting to actually drive and get somewhere and not sit there in the middle of the fucking road, i drove off around him and his truck...he slammed his fist on my trunk and seemed even angrier...it was pretty dern funny...

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Hi Robert [Paraplegickicker],

I have read your article in the alt.music.soundgarden Newsgroup at Google and then clicked your
link.

You should definitely check out my site:

www.newmetalring.com

This month´s band of the month is AHEADZ

www.aheadz.de

Drop me a line and let me know what you think.

So long! Stay tuned!

Andi