three down, one bitch of a class to go...

spanish final was today...i guess i did okay...hopefully i'll be managing a b in that class as well...now just operating systems...("JUST" hah...) still haven't started on those two programming assignments that were due those varying weeks ago...at least i've got 'til 5:30 thursday afternoon...as well as cramming for the final...ach! but at least everything else is behind me...and the b's in calculus and physics are definate...

Sonic Youth isn't playing 'til 9:15 on sunday...VERY good as my working won't get in the way...AND DAMN! I CAN WATCH THE SIMPSONS RIGHT BEFORE I GO TOO! that's brilliant...

today's my sister's birthday and i'll be eating w/ the family later...hrm...anything else i should mention? no...okay...

NEW STATE SLOGANS....

(sort've stolen from his journal...except i changed everything and made it "funnier"...)

Alabama: there's a lot of fucking rednecks here!
Alaska: it's really fucking cold, you stupid cocksucker!
Arizona: fuck you!
California: an earthquake really should flatten our cities and separate us from the rest of the continent and then we could sink!
Colorado: a shithole with mountains!
Connecticut: suck my cock, asshole!
Delaware: a great place to live!
Florida: it's like going to hell!
Georgia: the South will rise and rip your heart out of your chest...and eat it too!
Hawaii: like every other shitty state except it's harder to leave...'cuz it's a fucking island!
Idaho: get away, you motherfucking fuck!
Illinois: where Abraham Lincoln killed all those Jews!
Indiana: "indian" with an "a" on the end!
Iowa: give me Iowa or go fuck yourself in the ass!
Kansas: some stupid people live here!
Kentucky: like the South withouth being very south...how fucking stupid!
Louisiana: it would be stupid if you lived here and your name was Louis!
Maine: your MAIN state!
Maryland: what shit!
Massachusetts: where slavery is still king!
Michigan: the glove state!
Minnesota: i don't even know where the hell this state is!
Mississippi: if you like sewage, you'll love this festering pit of disease and filth!
Missouri: it sounds like "misery" for a fucking reason, dumbass!
Montana: our capital is Helena!
Nebraska: where homosexuality is less a sin than other places! though it's still a sin!
Nevada: Whores and Poker! (i hadda keep this one...)
New Hampshire: you're the biggest fucking idiot i've seen in my whole fucking life!
New Jersey: worse than the original Jersey, and that's one of the shittiest pieces of vomit on the face of this hellish planet!
New Mexico: Mexican diarrhea without the Mexico!
New York: 'ay!
North Carolina: don't let thet "north" fool you, we hate blacks too!
North Dakota: you're joking, right!?
Ohio: the name says it all!
Oklahoma: Okla-stupid!
Oregon: a bunch of fucking trees and hippies!
Pennsylvania: birthplace of The Dead Milkmen!
Rhode Island: worst name ever!
South Carolina: shut the fuck up!
South Dakota: don't let the "south" fool you, we hate turks!
Tennessee: Tenneseein' is Tennbelievin' (i hadta steal that from The Simpsons)
Texas: kill yourself, now! (alternate slogan: the reason that the president's dead, you gotta suck suck Jackie suck!)
Utah: bow to the Grand Mormono!
Vermont: a smaller suicide rate than Delaware, but Delaware has a really huge fucking suicide rate so i guess that's not really saying much, is it!?
Virginia: we're just gonna steal New Jersey's slogan!
Washington: named after that guy!
Washington, D.C.: we're not really a STATE, there're only 50 states, fuck you!
West Virginia: hey, David, they said it!!!
Wisconsin: why not just defecate all over yourself? it'd save you the trip!
Wyoming: leave Satan alone, you hypocritical bastards, he never did anything to YOU!

oh yes...

and i applied at Camy's last friday i think...(it's a pizza place, where Paul werkz...) i have an interview tomorrow...so i might either be a delivery boy or a cook guy for a little while...yes, rökk on...

and we went to eat (parents, sister, both grandmothers (my mom's mom has been staying here the past few days) my dad's mom's husband, my sister's friend...and i, of course...) at Bol á Pasta...i ate far too much...that's all for now...

"in the cold cold ground"

i set up my parents stereo in my room...my dad had told me to put the speakers in the attic or something 'cuz he thought they made the room look ugly or something...so i was like no, i'll just put them in my room instead...and i took the stereo too, 'cuz like...it's hard to listen to music w/out speakers and stuff...it's a 5 disc changer and i had a cool idea to listen to stuff on random and i had it all planned out and the cds in and everything then i couldn't find the random button and i was getting all pissed...but then i realized i had forgotten "shuffle" means "random" on gayer cd players...so i was worrying for nothing...and now i'm happily listening to all (5) of my Tom Waits cds on random...(shuffle)...pure fuckin' rökkenröl!