shalom!

[ateolf]

as i predicted, Hanover came over last night and we sat around playing video games or something for a little while...i had another night of not enough sleep...i was invited to attend his family's passover meal tonight, for some reason i expected them to just be eating or something...but they did some religion too...i even got to wear a yarmulke (which i kept...now i can go around posing as a jew...i hear they get free bagels...plus i could join Yo La Tengo, and battle Low...) they read a bunch of stuff from this book for whatever the passover ceremony reading thing is called (wow...it's like an obscure Joy Division single or something...) and they went around the table(s) and i even had to read something [aloud)...i hate reading [aloud]...i even had matzah ball soup! uh what else? this younger cousin of Justin's was really annoying...Justin's family aren't hardcore jews and they didn't do the whole ceremony thing...Justin's dad skipped over some pages of the book, but i guess he got the parts of it that most please yahweh...a lot of it reminded me of the catholic mass (i.e. a lot of boring crap...), but it was interesting to sit through...but all went well...no angels of death came by and killed my firstborn or anything...afterwards when most people had left, Justin's parents let The Pig down from upstairs...i hadn't seen that dog in forever...i love The Pig...well, i guess i've run out of stuff to say...3 cheers for Moses!!! hip hip hoorah!!!

Comments

[newness-ends.livejournal.com]

umm...there's a lot of stuff in this post that's the funniest thing ever. also, justin's pig should fight amanda's pig. cool dogs.

I love my Pig SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!

[1tinything.livejournal.com]

Dude, my Pig would kick Justin's Pig to the curb and back and to the curb again. Dude, Justin copied Pig's name and that's buddy and jive. If I see that turkey, there's trouble. Well, on second thought, Pig is a gentleman and a lover (of his bed), not a fighter. If Justin's False Pig tries to start shit, mine would just walk away and go eat some wax or a candy wrapper. BOO-Yah!

Re: I love my Pig SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

seriously, the musicles in Justin's dog eyelids could rip your pig in half...

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

yeah, but that's only because i'm the funniest person ever...

[ex-whatabout578.livejournal.com]

I used to LOVE Passover as a kid. The family we celebrated it with had a fairly traditional ceremony. I enjoyed reading hebrew, and I loved all of the food, especially the matza ball soup- yum. I think one of my favorite parts was when we would eat the horseradish, and there would always be people competing to see how much they could stand to eat without there head exploding. I also really liked eating the parsley dipped in saltwater. I thought it tasted good; I was a weird kid.

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

i really liked the easter matzah hunt...i can't believe i forgot to mention that...i'll have to remember to remember it in my next post or something...

[ex-whatabout578.livejournal.com]

I've done the matzah hunt too. They used to give cash to the first one to find it, which was always me. :)

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

i got a dollar for "participating"...

[ex-whatabout578.livejournal.com]

One time I got $20. :)