BEST FESTIVAL EVER!!!

[ateolf]

idea from Kerry

Create your own three day dream festival. You must have five bands for each stage: a main stage, second stage, and a themed tent for each day. The bands must still be alive today, and either together, or possible to get back together to play this festival. if it isn't obvious, top billing is on top...down through the "supporting" acts in order...oh wait, i didn't pay attention and see the "themed" tent idea...i'll go back and add themes...even though it's stupid...

Friday:
Main Stage:
The Fall
Devo
Merzbow
The Secondmen
Suicide
Second Stage:
Ornette Coleman
The Magic Band
Destroy All Monsters
Godspeed You Black Emperor!
Two Dollar Guitar
Tent: (theme: good bands that i couldn't fit on the other stages...)
Blonde Redhead
Damo Suzuki Network
US Maple
The New Year
Add N to (X)

Saturday:
Main Stage:
Wire
Mission of Burma
Glenn Branca
The Dead C
Joan of Arc
Second Stage:
Public Enemy
Tom Waits
Pere Ubu
Coil
Mogwai
Tent: (theme: more good bands that i couldn't fit on the other stages...)
Shellac
Bardo Pond
Erase Errata
Cat Power
Bride of No No

Sunday:
Main Stage:
Sonic Youth
The Family Ghost
Radiohead
Whitehouse
Ken Vandermark
Second Stage:
The Stooges
Television
Yo La Tengo
Sigur Rós
Low
Tent: (theme: a few more good bands that i couldn't fit on the other stages...)
Faust
Jonathan Richman
Melt-Banana
Hood
Casiotone for the Painfully Alone

wait a minute...i this this just may be TOO fucking good...like, how the fuck can you choose between some of this shit!? perhaps it should go on for three weeks in a row, then you could see everyone!!! that would stomp ballz...

Comments

[i-am-in-here.livejournal.com]

Hey! Themed tents aren't stupid! They're part of the game! Dick!

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

a stupid part of the game!

you're a stupid part of the game

[ethangrim.livejournal.com]

you have to have theme tents.
especially a METAL tent!
aaaaand it should really be made of metal.
then, if there's a thunderstorm and lightning strikes, it'll be like "AWRIGHT! We got some HOT Rökkïn' tonii i i iiiii iiii ii i i i iiight!!!!!"

it could be the bestest show there ever was....

Re: you're a stupid part of the game

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

holy shit!!! that would rival even those gods of showmanship: Great White!!!

Re: you're a stupid part of the game

[ethangrim.livejournal.com]

Good Lord! How could I forget them?
Say what you will about their generic riffs and bland style.
'coz when it comes to great entertaiment,
nobody brings down the house like Great White...

Re: you're a stupid part of the game

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

the same goes for their uncanny ability to kill over a hundred people with their illegal pyrotechnics malfunctioning!!!