getting propositioned on Yahoo! Messenger

[ateolf]

tommycox2001: hi
ateolf: hola
tommycox2001: hola como esta?
ateolf: eh...no estoy de buen humor...
tommycox2001: so wasssup dude?

ateolf: not much...i'm missing Melt Banana right now to study for this midterm i'm not studying for...
tommycox2001: good for you! LOL

ateolf: i guess so...
tommycox2001: where ya live man?
ateolf: memphis
tommycox2001: i know that
tommycox2001: ;)
ateolf: ah...
ateolf: where in the Memphis area is what you're refering to, i guess...
tommycox2001: yes
ateolf: in which case the answer is Germantown...
tommycox2001: cool you seem like you would be a fun guy to hang out with
ateolf: i do?
tommycox2001: yea kinda

ateolf: well...that's prob'ly just 'cuz you don't know me...
tommycox2001: prolly...
tommycox2001: haha
ateolf: if you knew me then you'd be like "wow..that sure is a boring guy to hang out with"
tommycox2001: I know what yuou are saying.. im pretty boring til im asround you for a while
ateolf: i'm guessing you're from the Memphis area as well...
tommycox2001: Yea bro Im downtown
ateolf: rockin'
ateolf: or something...
tommycox2001: haha

ateolf: i don't guess you're into Melt Banana then...
tommycox2001: i saw your crazy pic
ateolf: oh?
tommycox2001: actually i dont even know what you are talkikng about
ateolf: they're a noisy japanese band...
tommycox2001: told you I am boring
tommycox2001: yea see i wouldnt be into that

ateolf: what're you into?
tommycox2001: as in?

ateolf: music
tommycox2001: Techno...dance whatevers playin
ateolf: ah...
tommycox2001: dude?
tommycox2001: you left really fast :(
Yahoo! Messenger: tommycox2001 has logged back in.
ateolf: huh?
ateolf: ?
tommycox2001: you left
ateolf: i did?
tommycox2001: thought you dissed me already
tommycox2001: my buddy box showed you signed off
ateolf: i haven't gone anywhere...
ateolf: that's odd...[shrug]
tommycox2001: ok
tommycox2001: ok but your back i feel better
tommycox2001: haha
tommycox2001: boy! where are you
ateolf: ummm...right here...
tommycox2001: oh sometimes you stop talkin
ateolf: sorry...i'm not very talkative, as i said...i'm pretty boring...
tommycox2001: would you want to chat and hang out sometimes?
tommycox2001: there is a hot tub on my bldg rooftop
ateolf: i don't like hot tubs...
tommycox2001: oh
tommycox2001: we dont have to do that....
ateolf: all i know how to talk about is music and math...
tommycox2001: well you and me =2
ateolf: and i'm not as good w/ math as i'd theoretically like to be...
tommycox2001: well if you dont want to be friends ill leave you to your studying

tommycox2001: :(
ateolf: sorry...i do have my algorithms midterm tomorrow...and i've already failed the class once so i can't screw up again...
tommycox2001: ok am i getting the boot or a rain check?
ateolf: i dunno...as i said, i have a very narrow and boring personality...the only basis i really have for getting along w/ ppl is musical taste...
tommycox2001: dude i think we could get along ok i go to Beale and lsten to the blues bands and drink..
ateolf: i don't like blues...
tommycox2001: well damm forget it ok?? BYE
ateolf: bye
tommycox2001: dude come on
tommycox2001: lets just talk later ok?
ateolf: i'm trying not to sound like an asshole, but i don't think we have much to talk about...i'm just a very antisocial nerd...
tommycox2001: but i like you so far and you look cool in your pic makes me kinda sad that you wont try....
ateolf: pics can't tell you anything about how boring i am to be around...
tommycox2001: we could have alot of fun
tommycox2001: :D
ateolf: i don't like fun...
tommycox2001: you like something i know
ateolf: i like buying cds and thinking about math...
tommycox2001: sex...
ateolf: no i don't...
tommycox2001: why?
ateolf: sex bores me...
tommycox2001: you never fooled around with the right person
ateolf: yes i have...i've fooled around w/ myself plenty...and that's good enough for me...
tommycox2001: nah you should try someone else
ateolf: leave me alone...you're bothering me immensely and i'm trying to study...
ateolf: no, i shouldn't...
tommycox2001: ohhhhh IM sorryyy really geez didnt mean to bother you
ateolf: [yawn]
tommycox2001: you are right though.. you are a boring nerd and prol;ly will never have any real friends
ateolf: i'm glad you see it my way...
tommycox2001: yes undoubtedly i see it your way
ateolf: have fun chasing that hot cock on the fucking internet...
tommycox2001: hey.. I wasnt talkin to you for that
tommycox2001: i have made alot of real friends on here
ateolf: did you make all your "real" friends telling them how much they should have "sex" w/ you...
ateolf: ?
tommycox2001: Sorry you had to make this ugly.. i really did only try to be nice
tommycox2001: i didnt say you should have sex with me
ateolf: i was too...until you started acting like a creep...
tommycox2001: yea maybe i was out of line
ateolf: yes
tommycox2001: sorry
ateolf: night
tommycox2001: night bro im sorry

what is it about me that apparently just screams homosexual? oh well...

Comments

[barkis.livejournal.com]

WHAT!!!!

you're not a homo?!?!?!?!

I'm takin you off my friends list!!

heh...

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

awww...we can still be friends...you don't have to let my ambiguous heterosexuality stand in the way...

Re: heh...

[barkis.livejournal.com]

I'll try, but you know how much I respect my homosexual brethren...or whatever

"all i know how to talk about is music and math"

[absolution.livejournal.com]

that was one of the most entertaining posts i've read as of late.

you take things gracefully, whether you'll admit it or not.

and it is weird. um.

Re: "all i know how to talk about is music and math"

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

well, i'd say "funny" before i said "weird"...but i guess i'm just a funny guy...or something...

Whoa!

[disolvent.livejournal.com]

If you're not gay, how come you spend so much time with Jacques and I?

Re: Whoa!

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

well, we've worked out a long and steady relationship over the years...it's not like this guy inviting me to his hot tub on the first date...well, you did invite me to your bathtub...but that was long ago, when i was young and foolish...(i feel old and foolish now...) or something...

Re: Whoa!

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

i just thought of this other funny (stupid) response too:

every rule has exceptions, and i've got a LOT of loopholes...

ummm...yea...

MTO

[(Anonymous)]

techno...dance...whatever's playin'. indeed.

Re: MTO

[absolution.livejournal.com]

:D

Re: MTO

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

hey! you oughtta track him down and tell him about your MTO 12"!

[p0tat0es.livejournal.com]

Look what the internet has done to us all! Made us into a bunch of sexual deviants.

Just kidding. Sorta. It's actually made it easier for the creepy guy in the bar who, traditionally, would walk up to a young lady (or, in this case man...whatever), stroke his Magnum PI-esque mustache and give her/him a line like What's cookin', good lookin'?, while passionately stroking his gold-electroplate chain. Now all he has to do is to log onto AIM and choose his prey, like poor Robert here, who was just trying to fucking study! Oh, the humanity...

Yikes.

bar rock

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

i'm just lucky he didn't ask me about my sign, 'cuz then i wouldn't've been able to resist his powerful charm...

Re: bar rock

[risingentropy.livejournal.com]

hey, robert, what's your sign?

Re: bar rock

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

CANCER!

(how's that for a late response! i don't even remember getting this comment...and just saw it whilst looking back at this post...and couldn't resist the urge for a lame comment...)

Re: bar rock

[risingentropy.livejournal.com]

can you resist my charm?

Re: bar rock

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

as they say in spanish: ¡no!

Re: bar rock

[risingentropy.livejournal.com]

ai!
if only i were a man!
or straight. or something to that effect.
i may toy with you anyway, just to make myself feel more powerful.
muahah.

Re: bar rock

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

i'm no toy!

...but
"our daddy's a giant toy!" (if you can tell me where that quote's from then you like, get a cookie or something...)

Re: bar rock

[risingentropy.livejournal.com]

um. hop on pop?

Re: bar rock

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

no cookie for you!

Re: bar rock

[risingentropy.livejournal.com]

what is it?

Re: bar rock

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

Futurama...when Bender adopts the orphans...

Re: bar rock

[risingentropy.livejournal.com]

mm. orphans.
my friend phil, which, by the way, i was about to spell it f-i-l-l, tells people, 'yeah, well, you're adopted.' as a come back.
so there.

[p0tat0es.livejournal.com]

By the way, next time yr in Seattle, do ya wanna see my hot tub?

hot tubbin'

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

hey, you know i'll settle for your shower or any public restroom...

Re: hot tubbin'

[p0tat0es.livejournal.com]

Ya sure? It has those little jet-things where if you position yourself juuust right, you can...oh, um, nevermind.

I don't actually have a hot tub.

My advice would be to avoid any public restrooms here. They're all gross.

Re: hot tubbin'

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

mmm...yes...i know all about those little jet-things...

but i wouldn't call public restrooms "gross"...i'd call 'em "quaint"...