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nce upon a time there has a young METAL HERO named JOHN CALE. He was TIMIDLY MATING in the VELVETY forest when he met STRIPED SWITCH YARD STANELY, a run-away DUDE-SLAMMER from the HELLACIOUS Queen BRIX SMITH.
JOHN CALE could see that STRIPED SWITCH YARD STANELY was hungry so he reached into his CHOC-BOX and give him his HOARSE OREOS. STRIPED SWITCH YARD STANELY was thankful for JOHN CALE's OREOS, so he told JOHN CALE a very FLAMING story about Queen BRIX SMITH's daughter MOE TUCKER. How her mother, the HELLACIOUS Queen BRIX SMITH, kept her locked away in a DEPARTMENT STORE protected by a gigantic GIRAFFE, because MOE TUCKER was so BROWN.
JOHN CALE WAITED. He vowed to STRIPED SWITCH YARD STANELY the DUDE-SLAMMER that he would save the BROWN MOE TUCKER. He would WAIL the GIRAFFE, and take MOE TUCKER far away from her eveil mother, the HELLACIOUS Queen BRIX SMITH, and PUMP her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a HOBOTASTIC SWARM OF LOCUSTS and STRIPED SWITCH YARD STANELY the DUDE-SLAMMER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GIRAFFE from his story. HELLACIOUS Queen BRIX SMITH SOLOED out from behind a BONER and struck JOHN CALE dead. In the far off DEPARTMENT STORE you could hear a HEAVY METAL RIFF.
THE END.
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