BEST SPAM EMAIL EVER!!!

(though i've omitted the links interspersed throughout...)
"Man hunter from real 1ife" by Oukqt Jivobuk:

Man hunter from real life

No man is safe.
Imagine going about your daily life,
then out of nowhere you are attacked
by two of the hottest babez you have
ever seen, whose only intent is to
fack and sack you.

Delete from baze

for dazzled resplendent questions devout,
whatever respects feather, mere putting stomach.
lane flame tiny story appear, wish immediately.
himself clean reads choked marchingalways:

burning departed insolence revealed notice tossing.
have eggs, nodded enable determination earls retain?
this hem, measure gentleman go hold.

loss

last night Jason and Amanda came over and we watched Raiders of the Lost Ark...woo...today, for the most part, was pretty lazy and uneventful...i didn't even bathe or change clothes or nothin'...of course i haven't left the house...i spent the day sitting around...i finished the database of all my cds...(right now i just have fields for artist, title, label, catalog number, and number of discs...i'm thinking about adding something for year of release and year of reissue if applicable...blah blah...but as it's time consuming with the 1080 record entries i currently have...) then i sat around and watched the making-of specials on the Indiana Jones box...exciting...then The Family Ghost practiced...it was good, it was the first time i tried singing "Like Clockwork" without reading the lyrics and i'm proud to say i succeeded! and we're gonna try to book a show for sometime in the not-too-distant future...that should be bitchin'...and THEN i found out my SG guitar seems to be missing...there's a possibility it's still at my parents' house, but i'm like 90-something percent sure i brought it over here...it's really fucking distressing...i don't know how the fuck it could have disappeared...i think i'll go to my parents' tomorrow after work to make sure...but uh, bollocks to that...