Carrot Top, motherfucker!

THAT'S RIGHT!!! i just got back from seeing Carrot Top with my grandmother down in the casinos of Mi'sippi...it was so terrible! best thing ever! yea...of course it was a non-stop prop-a-thon...but he's since incorporated a gigantic multimedia extravaganza...mostly with the incorporation of sound bits that are as plentiful as the zany props...some visual effects as well with the giant screen in back and lights and crap...he also won the crowd with his overemphasis on learning local crap to use in his fill-in-the-blank "local humor for this city here" jokes...quite a few Frayser jokes, etc...driving jokes named the local highways, etc...right before he started there was an America's Funniest Home videos style video...lots of guys getting hit in the crotch...there was also a stream of animals humping various things, which was the best part of the show...he did apologize for the 1-800-CALL-ATT commercials...bah! but he's still got that phat $50 check! fuckin' sellout! he's also very fond of the "redneck" jokes...real challenging material...before it started, i could not resist buying a shirt...it's a mock baseball jersey deal that says Team Carrot Top...best shirt ever!!! towards the end of the show it started getting painfully bad...perhaps it was fact that i had been watching Carrot Top for a straight near-two hours...the end was just a medley of samples of various popular songs and him throwing on half-costumes for each one...doing immitations, etc...but yea, Carrot Top is the best person ever...next to King Diamond, of course...

also, beforehand, i called Megan...i think we'll be hanging out again tomorrow night...woo...well, i guess i'm done here...too bad i could not have taken every one of you with me to see that glorious assault on the comedic senses...and i'm sure you're all REAL disappointed...

the Easter miracle: Jesus lays a big, brown egg...

practice today went very well...i really don't remember the last time we sounded so together on the whole...of course, we're just working on 5 songs for the time being (still a 45 min set) but we are sounding really good...right now the only hang-up i can think of is Brad speeding up every now and then...yea, Brad, THAT'S RIGHT! after practice, a big crew was gathered including myself, Jacques, Amber, Paul, Brad, Tracy, Keith, and Kerry...we assembled at Jacques' and went to eat at El Mezcal...then back to Jacques'...everyone slowly left...Megan did call me, just before we left after eating, she was going to eat herself and said she'd call me back...by this time it was just Jacques and i watching Army of Darkness with commentary (some of the best commentary i've ever heard...) she did call, but she was tired...about 15 min later Jacques went to bed so then i went home...oh, i'll also throw in that i decided to record today's version of "Taken" because, i knew i'd be singing really funny being sick and all...a very smart move as it does, in fact, sound very funny...she said to call me tomorrow so i guess i will (sorry for the jumping around of subjects...my brain don't function none right...) OH YES! and i emailed this other guy that books this other venue called The Caravan, also a diy type place...he emailed me back and The Potomac Accord show is on, so now we have 4 upcoming shows!!! woohoo!!! i think that's fuckin' awesome...well i guess that's all...except i think i'll whine once more about how being sick sucks...being sick sucks...