"evolution is a process too slow to save my soul"

well, it looks like SOMEBODY is going to see Carrot Top in a week!!! my sister was going to accompany my grandmother but she has to work that night so she asked me if i'd go...FUCK YEA!!! i'm so there...the only downside is that, being with my grandmother, i prob'ly won't be able to scream "DIAL DOWN THE CENTER!!!" over and over...still haven't found my Camy's W-2...haven't really looked though...tonight started by going over to Jacques/Amber's...Paul showed up and then Justin...after a while The Amazing David, who i hadn't seen in a long time, and Monika arrived...unfortunately, Aaron was with them...i can't stand him...he's the embodiment of the word "prick"...but we went to Hardwick's Billy bowling lanes...i used foresight and thrift by digging up my old bowling shoes and bringing them...much shemanigans were had on the lanes, with the usual zany names on the screen...there was a heavy theme of pedophilia running along for a while...funny as there was a family with a bunch of kids like two lanes down...we're 2kool4skool...after our prepaid two hours ended, we were sort of deciding if any of us were gonna play some more games since Shawna was sheduled to meet us there in a half hour or so, but the fuckers running the shitty place gave out our lanes to some other group before we had even left the area...fucking cocksuckers, i hope they die...but waiting around in the parking lot, we did discover something even more fun than bowling!!! shopping cart olympics!!! no dude shall be spared!!! David and i were the only ones man enough to actually get into the cart and be pushed around some...when Shawna arrived we went to Huey's...though the David/Monika/Aaron crew went home instead...not much else really happened after that...but to a different note, it looks like The Family Ghost will be playing some shows in the not-too-distant future...all at The Loft:
sunday May 25 w/ The South, Operation Latte Thunder
friday June 20 w/ Promis, The Faeries
saturday July 5 w/ Welcome the Plague Year
though i haven't been able to get in touch with the other two guys in the band yet...it is consistent with previously settled-upon plans, so i'm thinking it should be kosher...i'll see when i talk to them next, or they read this here or whatever...