crappiokie

on my way out to Neil's tonight i got a fucking speeding ticket...43 in a 30...bollocks...it was on Dogwood, in my neighborhood, maybe a mile from my house...fucking sucks anushole...normally i'm always watching out for cops, but i wasn't even paying attention...barely even paying attention to just how fast i was going...bah...i also have a new phone now...i really hate it...it's a different kind and it also sucks anushole...it comes w/ a new number...so if you know my old phone number and i haven't given you the new one yet and you actually care to know my new number, then call my house...but chances are i'll tell you in the near future anyway...but you're welcome to call the homestead or something...i was pretty pissed off at Neil's at first...having just gotten the ticket and all...the main crew was: Kerry, Adam, Keith, and Shade...there were others but they left...i first did "Come Sail Away" dedicated to Keith...it wasn't nearly as good as the last time i did it a while back...next i did "I'm in You" also dedicated to Keith...it was some Peter Frampton song i'd never heard...there was this frattish guy that sang "The End" and he was all taking his shirt off showing what a badass muscular dude he is...at first i yelled "you're giving me a boner!" then he did a little more and i yelled "i wanna jack off!" then, the third time he started the song 'cuz he kept making the disc skip, he said something about all the beautiful ppl out there and i said "we're not nearly as beautiful as you!" finally i did some song called "I Don't Want to Marry You" or something w/ Adam...it was a sweet and touching duet (i also dedicated it to Keith)...i hope i'm not leaving out any worthy bits...oh yea, durring "I'm in You" i tucked the front of my shirt in my pants like all the cool frat boys...i was pretty cool then...anyway, it was enough fun to make me forget about the ticket after a while...then the crew went to IHOP...the ballz of our stomachs were rocked...

THAT's really accurate...but it does say "going downtown" and "nastiest"...

What's *Your* Sex Sign?

excerpt from stupid paragraph thingie: Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all. ...hah! damn...this is really funny...i'll just copy the whole thing ( in an lj cut: )

a few words...

one thing i forgot to mention about karaoke last night: the equipment was all fucking up...bad connections in the cables or something and for most of the night it was a constant static attack...it was like every song was a Jesus and Mary Chain cover...yea...i was awoken at 2pm today by a call from Justin H., he was supposed to pick Justin W. up from the airport at 2:30 but had the flu and couldn't get out of bed...so i drug myself out of bed and went to pick him up...another bit of news Justin H. told me, he's been accepted to med school...so he'll be leaving for Johnson City on tuesday...jesus...that's pretty sucky...oh well...maybe i can squeeze in a little more sleep now or something...oh yea, i forgot to mention that Justin W. gave me a few things: 1. 3001: The Final Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke, of course...the ol' birthday gift or something...2. a Bart Simpson poster...he's saying "Don't have a cow, man!" and there's a banner that says "Radical Dude"...it's fucking awesome...cheesy as hell and one of the best things ever...