kuh kuh kuh kuh karaoke!

[ateolf]

earlier this evening i won another ebay auction: The Human League: Travelogue cd...ended up going to Neil's for karaoke...it was pretty cool...i brought that cd i made last week...did "Heroin" and "Radioactivity"...my two favorite substances!!! "Heroin" went over REALLY well w/ the crowd...it's sad how ppl can go their whole lives sheltered from such breathtaking atonality...afterwards Donna said something along the lines of "i don't understand this new music today" then she compared it to someone practicing bagpipes...that good ol' 40 year old music...it just goes to show what a terrible state humanity's in when every fucking person shits themselves over The Beatles but hardly anyone's even HEARD of The Velvet Underground...not that i expect ppl like Donna or the typical Neil's patron could ever listen to them...i'm just complaining about how everyone sucks but me...yea...Brad had asked me to do "Radioactivity" as my second number then the whiney little baby leaves before i get to do it, which was like at the very end of the night...for the german part, i just made up words that sound german...fun stuff...and i stood still w/ my hands behind my back the whole time...something else that's possibly very cool happened durring the evening...Danny came over to our table telling me there's this girl that wants to meet me...¡ay, los dios! she's the roommate of the girl that we sat w/ last time i was there...so i guess her roommate told her about this super-cool guy who is prob'ly the coolest guy ever (i'm sure these were her exact words) and like any sane person, she knew she had to meet me as soon as possible just from hearing about my amazing coolness...so i went over to where they were sitting...her name's Megan...didn't really actually talk to her very much though...2) it's really loud karaoke...and we were really close to the speaker to boot...1) i'm very bad at talking to girls anyway...the words "very" and "shy" put together respectively do well in describing me...i believe she's a NOFX fan though...hrm...but i did gather that she hates The Beatles too...that's always a good sign...the time they were there was in between the times i got to sing, so had she heard that i know she wouldn't've stopped saying "oh, Robert, you're the coolest person ever" for the rest of the night...before they left she gave her phone number to Danny to give to me or something...i wasn't aware of this, then Danny said "Robert, ask her for her phone number now!" so i did (that's like, the first time i've ever done that...and, of course, it's not something i would have been able to do had Danny not said that to me) she said to get it from Danny and that she gave it to him 'cuz she had been to scared to give it to me...so i guess i'll be calling her sometime soon...she seems like she could possibly be pretty cool...but why do i have to get all this pressure at once!? a job interview! having to talk to a girl! two things a normal person could only see in a positive light...but i'll be damned if having to talk to ppl i don't know just doesn't freak me the fuck out...oh well, at the very least i know if i can't think of anything else to say i can go on for hours about how much i hate The Beatles...TO THE FUTURE!

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good morning, sunshine

[ethangrim.livejournal.com]

real girls can be pretty cool...

[newness-ends.livejournal.com]

hmmm...i seem to recall girls being pretty cool, maybe.

[ethangrim.livejournal.com]

REAL girls who let you put it in them are really really cool.

don't be hatin'.

[ex-albee437.livejournal.com]

Kraftwerk karaoke rocks socks yet unrocked by others. What custom karaoke tracks shall you make next?

[ex-synapse787.livejournal.com]

Don't be frontin' on Revolver or The White Album.

[antihat.livejournal.com]

word.

[violetpeacock27.livejournal.com]

NO MORE BEATLE MANIA!!!!!

tee hee.

so you are becoming the daring one? good for you. i would love to see you in one of our karaoke bars....no one would have any clue to what you were singing.

i need to venture back on ebay...i ordered a pussy galore shirt and it has yet to come...hrm?

well good day fellow icecream cone dripper./

[starfire103.livejournal.com]

The Beatles = Worst Band Ever

[newness-ends.livejournal.com]

i don't know any.

THAT'S RIGHT!

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

i will admit that The Beatles did accidentally manage to stumble across a COUPLE good songs in their lengthy career...but that was more of an exception...The White Album does offer "Revolution No. 9"...however, it also offers "The Birthday Song" and "Helter Skelter" and "Back in the USSR" and i think "Rocky Raccoon"...i guess it doesn't matter if that's on that album or not...it's on ONE of their albums...Revolver also offers "Taxman"...yea! so no i won't be frontin' on those albums...i'll be rearin' on 'em! like, uh, wiping my ass with them! OI!

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

AMEN!!!

Re: good morning, sunshine

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

really? you'd better not be makin' this shit up!

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

i don't, but that doesn't stop me! HOO-AH!

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

well, i have the rest of that whole cd i already made...and you only can get in 2 songs a week...on a good week nowadays...

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

well, i wasn't really being DARING...just doing what i was told...it was my first week to bring my own songs for karaoke...my normal practice is just singing the bad songs they have REALLY badly...that's fun too...but i've been doing that for years...time to sit back and just let the music itself torture them...

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

WOAH! putting it in chicks! i forgot about that! cool!

don't be hatin'!

[ethangrim.livejournal.com]

that's right!