fun with melodrama

[ateolf]

girls should be exterminated...

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[blueandgirl.livejournal.com]

set live traps

[trendy506.livejournal.com]

that would be nice.

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

or i could set DEAD traps!!!

YEOW! i...KILL me!!!

...it sure is great being as funny as i am...

[starfire103.livejournal.com]

wow robert, you're the second funniest person ever!

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

second only to ONE (http://www.carrottop.com)!

[starfire103.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, that's second best website ever!

Second only to this one (http://www.thefamilyghost.com)!

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

if those two entities merged together, dear god that would be so great i'd never be able to stop ejaculating 'til the end of time...

[starfire103.livejournal.com]

Well, then Carrot Top can join The Family Ghost, and his sole job can be inbetween song banter! The sky's the limit!

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

SOLE JOB!? FUCK YOU! he'd be the full-time frontman! singing, writing lyrics, the fuckin' works! and i'm sure he can totally rip on the fretboard!

[starfire103.livejournal.com]

I just thought he'd better than "I'm sorry, we'll leave you alone after a few more songs, I know we sound like absolute shite..."

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

no doubt he'd take the helm and be responsible for all banter...but he's capable of so much MORE than that alone is all i'm sayin'...christ! he's fuckin' CARROT TOP! best person ever!

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[starfire103.livejournal.com]

Point well taken. As soon as we get signed, we'll have Bob Kranky give him a call...

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

BRILLIANT! 'cuz once he sees "Taken" all over MTV, how could he possibly resist!?