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Know what would be really funny? If instead of doing your assigned spanish homework you were to just bring the teacher a can of frozen spinach. See, then when the teacher goes to grade it, he'll say "hey, this isn't your spanish homework, this is a can of spinach!" at which point you'll reply, "oh! I thought you said SPINACH homework!"

Then he'll give you an A for effort.