an unfortunate notice of the fact that i'm still alive...

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I Am The Sex Toy: Hi-Tech Masterpiece: Some say that I was developed in a top secret lab while others say I was developed by aliens for my probing capabilities, but only I know the truth! My mission here on earth is to launch a full out assault on your genitals with my spinning beads, vibrations, and clitoris teaser. My LCD screen keeps you informed, but only with information I want you to have! Mwua-ha-ha! Find out what sex toy you are.

Comments

[risingentropy.livejournal.com]

you should come assault my genitals.

i miss you. really.

[jadeyfish.livejournal.com]

i have one like that. it's purple at the top though.

not that you really cared to know.