ateolf | officially the dumbest thing ever...

and stolen from that eyatolah guy...

ROBERT TRAXLER

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From the Mesopotamian root meaning "Complete Bastard"
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Characteristics
Robert Traxler does terrible things to small animals with staplers.
Personality
Robert Traxler should never baby-sit.

Natural
Robert Traxler is just damn stupid.

Emotional
Robert Traxler is a pathetic loser.

Character
Robert Traxler loves to pick fights.

Physical
Robert Traxler farts in bed.

Mental
Robert Traxler is rude and disruptive.

Motivation
Robert Traxler will do anything for sex

*and to add to the wackiness*:
ROBERT DAVID TRAXLER

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From the Mesopotamian root meaning "Complete Bastard"
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Characteristics
Robert David Traxler does terrible things to small animals with staplers.
Personality
Robert David Traxler should never baby-sit.

Natural
Robert David Traxler is just damn stupid.

Emotional
Robert David Traxler is a pathetic loser.

Character
Robert David Traxler loves to pick fights.

Physical
Robert David Traxler punches like a little girl.

Mental
Robert David Traxler has the brains of a three-year-old.

Motivation
Robert David Traxler strives to make others cry.

*the truth is very uplifting...*