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the night before the show, Keith and i went and got Brad's birthday present...i will give an itemized list of each part of its contents...or something...first there was the bag we put it in, it had a muscular, shirtless dude on it w/ ripped jeans...all oiled up and such...next there was the card: it folded out and on the front you saw some dude's face in a blindfold and it said something like "now this is my idea..." then you fold it out and it's got the whole naked dude all tied up w/ his penis all sticking out and said "...of male bonding"...next there's the Anal Glow...this being lubricant...on the top it said "nastyboys" and there's a picture of a dude w/ a moustache, clad in leather and jeans w/ his penis hangin' out...and finally there's the product w/ which this Anal Glow was intended to accompany: the portagina (that being a term i just made up...so if you didn't catch its meaning, it means pocket pussy...) then saturday night was his party thingie...so when there was a bunch of ppl there we unveiled the present...it was pretty funny...ummm...not too much else to report for that night so i'll break away into a different post...
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