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ateolf ([personal profile] ateolf) wrote2002-07-25 04:56 am

THAT's really accurate...but it does say "going downtown" and "nastiest"...


taurus


What's *Your* Sex Sign?


excerpt from stupid paragraph thingie: Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all. ...hah! damn...this is really funny...i'll just copy the whole thing

Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth. You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.

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Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.

Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's. While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - as long as there is some privacy.

You are very oral - a master at oral sex. You love your lover to climax in your mouth. You love any and every kind of foreplay, and you'll do anything as long as it feels good. You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.

As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes - which are anything BUT conventional. Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex. Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!

[identity profile] keki.livejournal.com 2002-07-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
you kinky bastard!

[identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com 2002-07-25 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
i know there's something wrong 'cuz nothing appeals to me more than the geeky types...i mean, ANY girl in glasses will get me drooling...

[identity profile] keki.livejournal.com 2002-07-25 03:23 am (UTC)(link)


Too bad she seems to be taken.

[identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com 2002-07-25 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
i'm detecting a large quantity of lipstick! and i ain't just talkin' 'bout on her FACE!!!

[identity profile] keki.livejournal.com 2002-07-25 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Should I ask if that's her natural hair color?

[identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com 2002-07-25 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
i could live in hope...

[identity profile] antihat.livejournal.com 2002-07-25 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
cool, I'm a taurus and stuff. We should get together and fuck!!!!!!

[identity profile] ateolf.livejournal.com 2002-07-25 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds like a plan to me! a MAN PLAN!

[identity profile] risingentropy.livejournal.com 2002-07-25 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
i wear glasses (big 'n chunky), i know how to fix computers, and i love math theory.

lets you and me go downtown. or just you.

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[identity profile] risingentropy.livejournal.com 2002-07-26 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
that's the spirit!!